- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

No thank you, I don't like violence

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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