- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Jacob Edwards has friends

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

Pinus Testicles

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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