Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Women's Rights.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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