If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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this is not an anti joke

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Grammer is very important

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Donkey lips

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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