- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

Your mom is fat

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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