Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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Anti Joke

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