A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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