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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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