- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

Some people like melon and others like soup.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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