- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

GONNA

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Donald Trump

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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