- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Do you like fishsticks No

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

what do u call a apple a apple

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

The WNBA

women's rights.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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