What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Republicans

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

out of your comfort zone

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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