- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

This is not a joke

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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