What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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There are 3 poeple on an air plane. The pope, a boy scout, and barak obama. The plane is about to crash and there is only 2 parachutes. omba said im the president of the united states and one of the worlds smartest african americans so he jumped out. The Pope told the boy scout " i lived a long happy life you take the last parachute and jump." The boy scout replied what there are still 2 left the " worlds smartest negro jumped out with my backpack.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Neither does he.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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