- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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