roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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Queens Park rangers

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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TOBUSCUS

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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