- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

TIMMAH!

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Some people like melon and others like soup.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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