- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

out of your comfort zone

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

A women walks into a kitchen.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

I told you it would happen

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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