- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Can I ask you a question? You just did

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Gangnam style

I ponder

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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