Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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Republicans

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Women's rights

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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whats 69+2? 71

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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