why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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