- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

GADZOOKS!

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

so... how about that airplane food

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

Gay's

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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