why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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