Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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