What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

out of your comfort zone

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I'm sn otter

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

what do you call a young man? a little boy

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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