Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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