why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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women's rights

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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i dont like attention whores lol

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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