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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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leon harney ya pikey

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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refridgrator

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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