- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

whats good about poland... fukk all

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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