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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

whats good about poland... fukk all

What's up brah brah

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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