Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

A man sat on a chair

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What's up brah brah

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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