Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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baby seal walks into a club

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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