- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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