why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

The Christian Bible.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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