wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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This is a joke setup.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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knock knock get lost!

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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