Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

The Detroit Lions

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

What's big and white?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

potatoes

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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