Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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