- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

a pornstar comes early to a party

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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