how did the man die he didnt

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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