- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

penis haha

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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