- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

whats brown and sticky? shit

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

WEED!

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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