Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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Help I'm being raped!

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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