- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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