- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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