Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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