- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

HEY YOU!!!!

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

bees knees

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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