- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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