- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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