a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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kkk

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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