- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Get off my porch.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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