What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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a man said hi.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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