Knock knock! Ding dong.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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