- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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