- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a barn.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

You see how lame this is?

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

josh roberts got the d in geog

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

How old are you? 20

Your mom is so fat...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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