What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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