- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a horse nibbled a baby

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

Poop swing

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

like most people my age. im 27

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Kathy Griffin.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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