So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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