What's big and messy? A big mess

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civil rights

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Poop swing

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