How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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