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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What's up brah brah

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

Your mom is so fat...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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