I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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leon harney ya pikey

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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