Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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