Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Adele walks into the stables

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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i have to pee out my ass.

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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brock has small hands for a small job

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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