What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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