Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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I am a nigger.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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Anti Joke

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