- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

u jelly?

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

men, men like men= men+bed

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Pull my finger ouch..

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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