- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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