Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Cripples are lame.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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